E1 Give Me a Ring SometimeNext upSep 30, 1982 · 25 min · ★ 8.2
Synopsis
Bride-to-be Diane Chambers becomes the center of attention at a cozy bar called Cheers.
Guest stars: John P. Navin Jr. (Boy), Erik Holland (Swedish Customer), Ron Frazier (Ron), Buzz Barbee (Bar Patron (uncredited)), David Channell (Bar Patron (uncredited)), Barbara Collier (Bar Patron (uncredited)), Fritz Hess (Bar Patron (uncredited)), Michael McGuire (Sumner Sloan)
E2 Sam's WomenOct 7, 1982 · 24 min · ★ 7.7
Synopsis
Diane's teasing about his airhead women sends Sam looking for a date of a higher cerebral plane and an old customer insists he must see the former owner to discuss his personal problems.
Guest stars: Angela Aames (Brandee), Keenen Ivory Wayans (Customer #1), Donnelly Rhodes (Leo), Donna McKechnie (Debra), Jack Knight (Jack), Ken DuMain (Bar Patron (uncredited)), Dwayne McGee (Bar Patron (uncredited)), Stephen Powers (Bar Patron (uncredited))
E3 The Tortelli TortOct 14, 1982 · 24 min · ★ 7.7
Synopsis
Carla's fiery temper almost costs Sam the bar when she attacks an obnoxious Yankees fan.
Guest stars: John Fiedler (Fred), Stephen Keep Mills (Dr. Graham), Paul Vaughn (Customer), Ron Karabatsos (Ed), Rex Ryon (Rough Looking Guy), Ken DuMain (Bar Patron (uncredited)), Stephen Powers (Bar Patron (uncredited)), Thomas Babson (Customer)
E4 Sam at ElevenOct 21, 1982 · 24 min · ★ 7.8
Synopsis
Sam realizes how much he misses his former sports celebrity status when a local newscaster asks to interview him again.
Guest stars: Fred Dryer (Dave Richards), Paul Vaughn (Customer), Eapen Mathai (The Recordist), Harry Anderson (Harry the Hat), Michael Mann (The Guy)
E5 Coach's DaughterOct 28, 1982 · 24 min · ★ 7.7
Synopsis
Coach's daughter brings the obnoxious lout she plans to marry to meet her father.
Guest stars: Allyce Beasley (Lisa), Philip Charles MacKenzie (Roy), Tim Cunningham (Chuck), Jacqueline Cassell (Woman), Teddy Bergeron (Man)
E6 Any Friend of Diane'sNov 4, 1982 · 24 min · ★ 8.1
Synopsis
Diane becomes upset when Sam hits on an old friend of hers who's on the rebound from an unhappy love affair.
Guest stars: Julia Duffy (Rebecca Prout), Macon McCalman (Darrell Stabell)
E7 Friends, Romans, AccountantsNov 11, 1982 · 24 min · ★ 7.2
Synopsis
Norm tries to make points with the boss by planning the annual office party at Cheers and arranging for Diane to be the old man's "date".
Guest stars: James Read (H.W. Sawyer), Kenneth Kimmins (Fred Wilson), Jonathan Terry (Accountant #1), Jim Hudson (Accountant #2), Peter Van Norden (Cymbals Players), Edie Berry (Accountant #3), Norman Palmer (Accountant at Party (uncredited))
E8 Truce or ConsequencesNov 18, 1982 · 24 min · ★ 8.4
Synopsis
Diane and Carla decide to bury the hatchet over after work drinks, which lead to a startling confession from Carla about her youngest child.
Guest stars: Jack Knight (Jack), David A. Penhale (Customer #1)
E9 Coach Returns to ActionNov 25, 1982 · 24 min · ★ 7.6
Synopsis
Coach and Sam become unlikely romantic rivals for Coach's new neighbor.
Guest stars: Murphy Cross (Nina), Bill Wiley (The Tour Guide), Julia Hendler (The Little Girl), Keone Young (Tourist #1), Barry Cutler (Tourist #2), Eve Smith (Tourist #3)
E10 Endless SlumperDec 2, 1982 · 23 min · ★ 8.4
Synopsis
Rick Walker, a friend of Sam, seeks his advice on how to end a losing streak.
Guest stars: Christopher McDonald (Rick Walker), Anne Haney (Miss Gilder)
E11 One for the BookDec 9, 1982 · 23 min · ★ 7.8
Synopsis
While Diane keeps notes on bar conversation, a novice comes in for one final fling before entering a monastery and a World War I doughboy shows up for a very small reunion.
Guest stars: Jack Knight (Jack), Ian Wolfe (Buzz Crowder), Boyd Bodwell (Kevin), Francis X. McCarthy (Mr. Phillips)
E12 The Spy Who Came in for a Cold OneDec 16, 1982 · 24 min · ★ 7.6
Synopsis
The bar patrons are all enthralled by the mysterious gentleman who claims to be a secret agent.
Guest stars: Jack Knight (Jack), Ellis Rabb (Eric Finch), Bob Evan Collins (Chauffeur), Kurt Woodruff (Sailor)
E13 Now Pitching, Sam MaloneJan 6, 1983 · 23 min · ★ 7.4
Synopsis
Sam lets the sexy appeal of an agent and the glamour of the public spotlight lure him into being a TV pitchman.
Guest stars: Barbara Babcock (Lana), Rick Hill (Tibor Svetkovic), Luis Tiant (Himself), Jan Rabson (Director), Paul Vaughn (Paul)
E14 Let Me Count the WaysJan 13, 1983 · 23 min · ★ 7.8
Synopsis
Diane looks to her friends for comfort when her cat dies, but finds everyone too enthralled by a Celtics game to notice.
Guest stars: Alan Koss (Alan), Jack Knight (Jack), Mark King (Marshall Lipton), Steve Hanafin (Steve)
E15 Father Knows LastJan 20, 1983 · 23 min · ★ 6.7
Synopsis
Carla has a secret that's about to be revealed:she's five months pregnant.
Guest stars: Jack Knight (Jack), Mark King (Marshall Lipton), Herb Mitchell (Tom), Mary Ellen Trainor (Mary)
E16 The Boys in the BarJan 27, 1983 · 23 min · ★ 7.1
Synopsis
Cheers' regulars fear the place may become a gay hangout after an old friend of Sam's reveals his homosexuality on TV.
Guest stars: Jack Knight (Jack), Harry Anderson (Harry the Hat), Alan Autry (Tom Kenderson), John Furey (Larry), Michael Kearns (Richard), Kenneth Tigar (Fred), Lee Ryan (Bob), Thomas Babson (Barney)
E17 Diane's Perfect DateFeb 10, 1983 · 23 min · ★ 8.5
Synopsis
Sam and Diane dare each other to find the other's perfect date, but Sam's last minute choice doesn't quite measure up.
Guest stars: Derek McGrath (Andy Schroeder), Gretchen Corbett (Gretchen Dow), Doug Sheehan (Walter Franklin)
E18 No ContestFeb 17, 1983 · 23 min · ★ 7.5
Synopsis
Sam enters Diane in the "Miss Boston Barmaid" contest without telling her.
Guest stars: Paul Vaughn (Paul), Charlie Stavola (Emcee), Tessa Richarde (Bonnie), Renee Gentry (Yvonne), Sharon Peters (Jocelyn), Daryl Keith Roach (Judge #1), Bob Ari (Judge #2), James Sherwood (Judge #3)
E19 Pick a Con... Any ConFeb 24, 1983 · 23 min · ★ 8.6
Synopsis
Sam enlists Harry the conman to help fleece a card shark who cheated Coach out of a lot of money.
Guest stars: Harry Anderson (Harry the Hat), Reid Shelton (George Wheeler), Alan Koss (Mike), Stephen D. Lee (Leo)
E20 Someone Single, Someone BlueMar 3, 1983 · 23 min · ★ 7.5
Synopsis
Diane's mother turns up at Cheers with the news that Diane must marry before the next day or her mother will lose her share of Diane's father's estate.
Guest stars: Dean Dittman (Harrison Fiedler), Glynis Johns (Mrs. Helen Chambers), Duncan Ross (Boggs), Paul Willson (Gregg)
E21 Showdown (1)Mar 24, 1983 · 23 min · ★ 7.8
Synopsis
Diane's fascination with Sam's older brother brings their long simmering relationship to a boil when the sibling asks Diane to go to Paris with him.
Guest stars: Alan Koss (Alan), Paul Vaughn (Paul), George Ball (Derek Malone (voice)), Deborah Shelton (Debbie)
E22 Showdown (2)Mar 31, 1983 · 23 min · ★ 8.5
Synopsis
Diane's fascination with Sam's older brother brings their long simmering relationship to a boil when the sibling asks Diane to go to Paris with him.
Guest stars: Tim Cunningham (Chuck), Alan Koss (Alan), Paul Vaughn (Paul), Lois de Banzie (Lady #1), Helen Page Camp (Lady #2), Peggy Kubena (Cindy)