
How I Met Your Mother
On CBS — From 20th Century Fox Television · Bays-Thomas Productions
A love story in reverse.
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A father recounts to his children - through a series of flashbacks - the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.
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- E1 Big DaysSep 20, 2010 · 23 min · ★ 7.5
Synopsis

When Ted and Barney argue about who has "dibs" on a hot girl, Ted realizes that she is there with Cindy, a girl he previously dated who is also the roommate of his future wife. Meanwhile, Robin is heartbroken over Don, and Marshall can't keep quiet about his desire to start a family.
Guest stars: Kaylee DeFer (Beautiful Girl), Bill Fagerbakke (Marvin Eriksen), Rachel Bilson (Cindy), Lyndsy Fonseca (Daughter), David Henrie (Son), Daniel Kash (Guy), Brian David Jones (Co-Worker #2), Peter Katona (Co-Worker #1)
- E2 Cleaning HouseSep 27, 2010 · 23 min · ★ 8.0
Synopsis

When Barney convinces the gang to help his mom move out of her home, they quickly learn that she has been very protective of Barney and lied to him about events throughout his life. Meanwhile, Ted gets upset when Robin oversells him to a blind date.
Guest stars: Frances Conroy (Loretta Stinson), David Haley (Coach), Riley Thomas Stewart (Young Barney), Ben Vereen (Sam Gibbs), Wayne Brady (James Stinson), Michael Earl Reid (Postmaster General)
- E3 UnfinishedOct 4, 2010 · 23 min · ★ 7.5
Synopsis

Barney uses his best womanizing tactics to try to convince Ted to design the new GNB building; Robin drunk dials Don.
Guest stars: Malea Mitchell (Chrissy), Tara Erica Moore (Rachel), Carolyn Ordoñez (Chrissy's Friend), Keith Middlebrook (Scott Weisman), David H. Lawrence XVII (Newscast Announcer), Clark Gilmer (Blond Girl at the Bar)
- E4 Subway WarsOct 11, 2010 · 23 min · ★ 7.9
Synopsis

When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen.
Guest stars: Marshall Manesh (Ranjit Singh), Geoff Stults (Max), Maury Povich (Maury Povich), Jan Bryant (Mildred), Laura Bell Bundy (Becky), Steve Rizzo (Giant Calculator), Koby Rouviere (Marshall Eriksen), Shaughn Buchholz (Waiter)
- E5 Architect of DestructionOct 18, 2010 · 23 min · ★ 7.6
Synopsis

Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.
Guest stars: Jennifer Morrison (Zoey Pierson), Geoff Stults (Max), Charlene Amoia (Wendy), Jessica Blair Herman (Trish), Miss Coco Peru (Drag Queen), Lyndsy Fonseca (Daughter), David Henrie (Son), Ian Wolterstorff (Stoner Guy)
- E6 Baby TalkOct 25, 2010 · 23 min · ★ 7.5
Synopsis

Marshall and Lily try to figure out how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice; Robin's perky new co-anchor irritates her.
Guest stars: Suzie Plakson (Judy Eriksen), Virginia Williams (Claudia), Mikaela Hoover (Stacey), Payson Lewis (Morris), Matt Boren (Stuart), Bill Fagerbakke (Marvin Eriksen), Laura Bell Bundy (Becky), Ashwyn Bagga (Johnny)
- E7 Canning RandyNov 1, 2010 · 23 min · ★ 7.5
Synopsis

When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she manipulates his students into taking her side in the fight to save the building being torn down to make room for his project. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily spot Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
Guest stars: Jennifer Morrison (Zoey Pierson), Will Forte (Randy), Andrew Lewis Caldwell (Scotty), Bob Odenkirk (Arthur Hobbs), Laura Bell Bundy (Becky), Ashwyn Bagga (Johnny), Marieve Herington (Betty), Ron Nicolosi (Mike)
- E8 Natural HistoryNov 8, 2010 · 23 min · ★ 7.8
Synopsis

When the gang goes to a black tie event at the Natural History Museum, Ted gets introduced to Zoey's husband, The Captain.
Guest stars: Jennifer Morrison (Zoey Pierson), Kyle MacLachlan (George Van Smoot), Dan Bakkedahl (Curtis), Ted Jonas (Russell), David Burtka (Scooter), Bob Odenkirk (Arthur Hobbs)
- E9 GlitterNov 15, 2010 · 23 min · ★ 8.0
Synopsis

Barney's discovery of a Canadian kids show called Space Teens, that Robin appeared on as Robin Sparkles, leads the gang to get her to reach out to her co-star, Jessica Glitter.
Guest stars: Nicole Scherzinger (Jessica Glitter), Stefanie Black (Kelly), Chris Romano (Punchy Punciarello), Alan Thicke (Alan Thicke), Lyndsy Fonseca (Daughter), David Henrie (Son)
- E10 BlitzgivingNov 22, 2010 · 23 min · ★ 8.4
Synopsis

When Ted leaves the bar early to prepare a Thanksgiving feast for his friends, the gang winds up partying all night with The Blitz, an old friend from college who has bad luck. As a result Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.
Guest stars: Joe Nieves (Carl), Jennifer Morrison (Zoey Pierson), Craig Cackowski (Cabbie), Jorge Garcia (Steve Henry), Lyndsy Fonseca (Daughter), David Henrie (Son), Audra Griffis (Girl), Roger Narayan (Babaka)
- E11 The Mermaid TheoryDec 6, 2010 · 23 min · ★ 7.7
Synopsis

When Ted's new friendship with Zoey tests the theory that single men and married women can't be friends, he invites her husband, "The Captain," to hang out with them. Meanwhile, Marshall and Robin decide to spend alone time together, and Barney and Lily possibly have a fight.
Guest stars: Jennifer Morrison (Zoey Pierson), Kyle MacLachlan (George Van Smoot), Tamara Lynn Davis (Iris), Angus McClelland (Angus), Lyndsy Fonseca (Daughter), David Henrie (Son)
- E12 False PositiveDec 13, 2010 · 21 min · ★ 7.6
Synopsis

Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang. Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
Guest stars: Melissa Molinaro (Noelle), Benton Jennings (Jordan), Paul Schackman (Mitchell Friedman), Chris Romano (Punchy Punciarello), Alex Trebek (Alex Trebek), Artemis Pebdani (Anna), Ben Vereen (Sam Gibbs)
- E13 Bad NewsJan 3, 2011 · 23 min · ★ 7.9
Synopsis

Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist. Robin begins her new job.
Guest stars: Suzie Plakson (Judy Eriksen), Bill Suplee (Marty), Paul Schackman (Mitchell Friedman), Alexis Denisof (Sandy Rivers), Bill Fagerbakke (Marvin Eriksen), Jay Brian Winnick (Ronald), Artemis Pebdani (Anna), Americus Abesamis (Chaz)
- E14 Last WordsJan 17, 2011 · 23 min · ★ 7.9
Synopsis

While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh. Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.
Guest stars: Suzie Plakson (Judy Eriksen), Michael Gross (Alfred Mosby), Danny Strong (Trey Platt), Chris Elliott (Mickey Aldrin), Bill Fagerbakke (Marvin Eriksen), Robert Michael Ryan (Marvin Eriksen), Ned Rolsma (Marcus Eriksen), Harry S. Murphy (Reverend Platt)
- E15 Oh HoneyFeb 7, 2011 · 23 min · ★ 7.6
Synopsis

Barney gets emotional when he opens up to Honey about his life. Ted admits to having feelings for Zoey to the group.
Guest stars: Jennifer Morrison (Zoey Pierson), Suzie Plakson (Judy Eriksen), Katy Perry (Honey), Renée Taylor (Mrs. Matson), Ned Rolsma (Marcus Eriksen)
- E16 Desperation DayFeb 14, 2011 · 23 min · ★ 7.5
Synopsis

Barney declares February 13th a holiday for desperate women. Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily. Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.
Guest stars: Jennifer Morrison (Zoey Pierson), Suzie Plakson (Judy Eriksen), Lennon Parham (Bev), Bill Fagerbakke (Marvin Eriksen), Nazanin Boniadi (Nora), Artemis Pebdani (Anna), Kelsey Crane (Tori)
- E17 Garbage IslandFeb 21, 2011 · 23 min · ★ 7.3
Synopsis

Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage. Ted runs into The Captain. Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.
Guest stars: Jennifer Morrison (Zoey Pierson), Kyle MacLachlan (George Van Smoot), Bob Odenkirk (Arthur Hobbs), Nazanin Boniadi (Nora), Charlene Amoia (Wendy), Dan O'Brien (Meeker), Edward Rudolph Flores (Food Guy)
- E18 A Change of HeartFeb 28, 2011 · 21 min · ★ 7.8
Synopsis

When Barney starts to have real feelings for Nora, he worries that something is wrong with his heart. Meanwhile, Robin starts dating a guy who acts a lot like a dog.
Guest stars: Robbie Amell (Scooby), Suzy Nakamura (Mrs. Kirby), Nazanin Boniadi (Nora), Lyndsy Fonseca (Daughter), David Henrie (Son)
- E19 LegendaddyMar 21, 2011 · 23 min · ★ 7.8
Synopsis

Barney meets his father and is shocked by the differences in their lives. The rest of the gang learn their "gaps"; knowledge they should have by now, but don't.
Guest stars: Nancy Travis (Cheryl Whittaker), Will Shadley (J.J. Whittaker), Marieve Herington (Betty), Michael Rupnow (Scott), John Lithgow (Jerry Whittaker), Lyndsy Fonseca (Daughter), David Henrie (Son)
- E20 The Exploding Meatball SubApr 11, 2011 · 23 min · ★ 7.2
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Lily and Barney react badly when Marshall finally quits his job at Goliath National Bank to take a volunteer position at an environmental organization. Meanwhile, Ted and Zoey's opposing positions on the future of the Arcadia come between them.
Guest stars: Jennifer Morrison (Zoey Pierson), Robbie Amell (Scooby), Daniel Escobar (Professor Rodriguez), Edward Rudolph Flores (Marc), Tamara Rey (Woman), Bruce Gray (Senior Partner), Elizabeth Nicole Abrams (Random Girl)
- E21 HopelessApr 18, 2011 · 23 min · ★ 7.6
Synopsis

When Barney tries to bond with his father, he asks the gang to help make his life seem more exciting by lying about their own lives. Meanwhile, Robin runs into a guy she has a crush on.
Guest stars: Jill Basey (Mrs. Perkins), Kelly Curran (Mindy), Michael Trucco (Nick Podarutti), Will Shadley (J.J. Whittaker), Cristina N. Rose (Penny), Riley Thomas Stewart (Young Barney), John Lithgow (Jerry Whittaker)
- E22 The Perfect CocktailMay 2, 2011 · 23 min · ★ 7.1
Synopsis

When Marshall and Barney argue over the destruction of the Arcadian Hotel, Robin and Lily try to mix the right combination of cocktails that will force them to make up. Meanwhile, Ted plans a romantic weekend away with Zoey.
Guest stars: Joe Nieves (Carl), Jennifer Morrison (Zoey Pierson), Jeff Braine (Kent), Elizabeth J. Carlisle (Beth), Bob Odenkirk (Arthur Hobbs), Katierose Donohue (Kirsten), Thomas Fowler (Ben)
- E23 LandmarksMay 9, 2011 · 23 min · ★ 7.5
Synopsis

When Ted is faced with an important decision that might affect his future with Zoey, the gang expresses their true feelings about her.
Guest stars: Jennifer Morrison (Zoey Pierson), Peter MacKenzie (Mr. Horvath), Cristine Rose (Virginia Mosby), Bob Odenkirk (Arthur Hobbs), Julie Meyer (Jane), Eijiro Ozaki (Ninja)
- E24 Challenge AcceptedMay 16, 2011 · 23 min · ★ 7.8
Synopsis

Robin and Barney bond when they intervene in Ted's relationship, and Marshall and Lily watch a ticking clock as he fears that he soon will be the victim of food poisoning.
Guest stars: Jennifer Morrison (Zoey Pierson), Marshall Manesh (Ranjit Singh), Dave Foley (Mr. Bloom), Chi McBride (Rod), Bob Odenkirk (Arthur Hobbs), Nazanin Boniadi (Nora), Bette Rae (Mrs. Berkelheimer), Kyle S. More (Hipster Dude)
Cast & crew
Created by Craig Thomas, Carter Bays
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Josh Radnor
Neil Patrick Harris
Jason Segel
Alyson Hannigan
Cobie Smulders
Cristin Milioti


























