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Porkpie was a British sitcom on Channel 4 television starring Ram John Holder as Augustus "Porkpie" Grant. It was a spinoff from Desmond's. Porkpie kept several key characters from Desmond's and in the first episode Grant was seen standing outside the barbershop Desmond used to run, saying: "Desmond, since you died it hasn't stopped raining. I know how much you used to say it can rain in England, and it's true. Must be one of two things: either a thousand angels weeping for you, or you having a good drink up in heaven and you spilling it all over the place."
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- E1 Why Me?Next upNov 13, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
Porkpie borrows a pound from Michael and uses it to buy a winning lottery ticket, to the tune of £10 million.
Guest stars: Geff Francis (Michael Ambrose), Count Prince Miller (Vince), Ozzie Yue (Mr Lu), Jane How (Davina), Kim Walker (Gloria), Justin Pickett (Sean), Christopher Scoular (Mr Olliphant), Bronson Webb (Kid)
- E2 Spend, Spend, SpendNov 20, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
With his lottery winnings banked, Porkpie buys a new car and goes shopping for a country estate.
Guest stars: Geff Francis (Michael Ambrose), Matilda Thorpe (Mandy Ambrose), Jonathan Stratt (Harold), Liz Crowther (Janice)
- E3 Maid in HeavenNov 27, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
Porkpie decides to hire a maid, and invest his money in an Arts Centre for the people of Peckham.
Guest stars: Geff Francis (Michael Ambrose), Matilda Thorpe (Mandy Ambrose), Llewella Gideon (Leone), Count Prince Miller (Vince), Sol Raye (Bert), Louise Breslin (Agency Woman), Burt Caesar (Heavenly Voice)
- E4 The CentreDec 4, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
Porkpie's Art Centre finally opens.
Guest stars: Geff Francis (Michael Ambrose), Matilda Thorpe (Mandy Ambrose), Llewella Gideon (Leone), Stephen Churchett (Mayor Roberts)
- E5 And Lead Us Not Into TemptationDec 11, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
A paranoid Porkpie lays traps for his friends, convinced they only like him for his money.
Guest stars: Matilda Thorpe (Mandy Ambrose), Llewella Gideon (Leone), Dean Williamson (Kevin), Sanjeev Bhaskar (Sanjay), Choy-Ling Man (Beautiful Woman)
- E6 The Lovely Legs Escort AgencyDec 18, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
Love is in the air for Porkpie when he meets a drama teacher at the Art Centre. Meanwhile, Mandy tries her hardest to persuade an unenthusiastic Michael into starting a family of their own.
Guest stars: Geff Francis (Michael Ambrose), Matilda Thorpe (Mandy Ambrose), Llewella Gideon (Leone), Josephine Welcome (Shaheen Banergee), Du'Aine Ladejo (Self)
Cast & crew
Created by Trix Worrell
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Ram John Holder
Derek Griffiths
Geff Francis
Matilda Thorpe
Llewella Gideon



