E1 180 AlmondsNext upDec 8, 2019 · 30 min
Synopsis
Abby begins an existential life evaluation vowing mortal consequences after 180 days. Her therapist checks out mid-session and a first date turns into a confrontation with the woman responsible for ‘ruining her life’.
Guest stars: Matthew Quattrocki (Chad), Maggie Scrantom (Charlotte), Shauna Marino (Shauna), Nancy McCabe-Kelly (Dr. Franklin), Alex Moss (Brad), Renee Lehocky (Renee), Anne Lehocky (Ann), Alison Gates (Georgia)
E2 176, 172, 171Dec 15, 2019 · 30 min
Synopsis
Abby feels out of place when Chris takes her to a hip, sex-positive, ‘queer wonderland’ for their second date and has a free therapy session.
Guest stars: Kenneth Rasmussen (Matty), Ben Kobold (Cat Man), Armand Fields (Al), Osiris Khepera (Bartender), Delia Kropp (Funeral minister), Xoe A. Wise (Earnest lesbian #1), Sami Grisafe (Earnest lesbian #2), Meg Leary (Back room performer)
E3 162Dec 22, 2019 · 30 min
Synopsis
Abby and Chris plan to have sex for the first time at the end of a Bacchanalian day of three meals, four Lyft rides and an STD reveal.
Guest stars: 'Weird Al' Yankovic (Self), William Rusan (Kai), Parker Guidry (Lark), Eli Sulkowski (Al), Willy Laqueue (Abby Jr.), Dane Valerio (Geo), Donovan Session (Riv), Tim Paul (Brennan)
E4 161, 153, 137, 122, 106, 104, 102 (We're Still Counting Almonds.)Dec 29, 2019 · 30 min
Synopsis
Abby navigates public restrooms as a gender non-conforming queer dyke with OCD and pinballs against a cross section of humanity and perspectives at a Dolly Parton concert.
Guest stars: Mary Sohn (Susan), Echaka Agba (Melanie), Robyn LeAnn Scott (Judgey woman in restaurant), Mickey R. Mahoney (Station cop), Caleb Hearon (Dolly superfan in trainstation), Liz Sharpe (Lesbian #1), Haley Gustafson (Lesbian #2), Ed Flynn (Guy #1)
E5 66, 65, 64, 62Jan 5, 2020 · 30 min
Synopsis
A medical emergency brings Abby and Campbell’s friendship into focus and Abby reveals her biggest secret to Chris.
Guest stars: Alison Gates (Georgia), Nancy L. Coleman (Nancy), Chandler Marino (Chandler), Gerard Neugent (Mike), Lauren Viteri (Megan), Kate James (Miriam), Malkia Stampley (Judy), Johnny Lee Davenport (Harold)
E6 15, 14 (pt. 1)Jan 12, 2020 · 30 min
Synopsis
Edward and Carol Lynn wed, Danger Zone has their moment and Abby violates Chris’ one request.
Guest stars: Gerard Neugent (Mike), Lauren Viteri (Megan), Kenny Rasmussen (Matty), Tyler Davis (Jamal), Jalen Gilbert (Mark), Haley Bolithon (McKenzi), Laura Fisher (Grace), Paul Grondy (Jags)
E7 14 (pt. 2), 12, 11, 10Jan 19, 2020 · 30 min
Synopsis
Having ignored the advice of her friends, Abby finally confesses the truth to Chris after a painting puts her in a trance.
Guest stars: Sana Selemon (Waitress #2)
E8 3, 2, 1Jan 26, 2020 · 30 min
Synopsis
The final almonds. When Abby motivates herself to get out of the apartment for Julia’s This American Life show, she’s met with two unwanted surprises. Season finale.