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Bless This House is an American CBS sitcom which starred Andrew Dice Clay and Cathy Moriarty.
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- E1 PilotNext upSep 11, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
In the pilot episode,The Clayton's consider buying a house to move out of their dinky little apartment. Meanwhile,Danny's best friend Jane is staying over (a lot),because as it is soon revealed,her mother is sleeping around.
Guest stars: Randy Graff, Mimi Kennedy, Arnetia Walker
- E2 A Woman's Work is Never DoneSep 13, 1995 · 30 min
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Alice applies for a job as a legal secretary,then is fired from her head cashier's position when her boss learns of the interview. Meanwhile,Danny brings home Matthew,her first boyfriend (who is 14,two years older than her),and then is crushed when her school mates spread lewd accusations about her and Matthew.
Guest stars: Lorraine Toussaint, Bruce Kirby
- E3 Company Loves MiserySep 20, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
Ever-bickering Lenny and Phyllis hope to inject some romance into their marriage by tagging along for Burt and Alice's anniversary celebration.
- E4 A Date Which Will Live in InfamySep 27, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
Alice and Burt are divided over whether to let 12-year-old Danny go to the movies alone with Matthew. Meanwhile, everyone's plans are stalled when the family car is stolen while Alice is at the an ATM.
- E5 I Am Not My Sister's KeeperOct 11, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
Burt has never been fond of his sister's boyfriend, and the latest one is no exception.
Guest stars: Rosie O'Donnell
- E6 Where There's Smoke, You're FiredOct 18, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
Frustrated by her jerk of a teenage boss at her temporary job, Alice starts smoking again -- and catches Danny in the mall washroom with a pack of cigarettes; Burt tries to resist Vicki's amorous advances.
Guest stars: Michael Manasseri
- E7 The Road to Hell is Paved With Good IntentionsOct 25, 1995 · 30 min
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Burt's dogged by a guilty conscience when he forgets to pick up Sean from school, so he tries to make amends by getting him a puppy.
- E8 A Fight a Day Keeps the Doctor AwayNov 1, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
The Claytons resume their house hunting and also decide to get a new life-insurance policy, but Burt fears he won't pass the required physical exam.
Guest stars: Richard Fancy
- E9 Fish and Guests Stink After Three DaysNov 8, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
As the Claytons prepared to move into their new home, Lenny -- still feuding with his wife -- assumes he's coming along.
- E10 The Postman Always Moves TwiceNov 15, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
Before moving into their new home, the Claytons trash their apartment to get back at their landlord.But unforunately the new house isn't ready and their stuck in their old apartment,while the heat is on full blast and the water's cut off.
Guest stars: Brad Dourif, Burt Young
- E11 Neither a Borrower Nor a Landlord BeNov 22, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
Forced to choose between having a deranged neighbor of having ""our house foreclosed on before we even make the first mortgage payment,"" the Claytons decide to rent out their new home.
Guest stars: Terri Garber, Beulah Quo
- E12 If It Ain't Broke, Break ItDec 13, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
Burt buys an expensive reclining chair from an obnoxious salesman.
Guest stars: Jay Thomas
- E13 Misery on 34th StreetDec 20, 1995 · 30 min
Synopsis
It's a joyless Christmas at the Claytons' when Alice's mother Sheila arrives with unwanted advice on how to discipline Danny, leaving Burt to play referee for the feuding females.
Guest stars: Elaine Stritch
- E14 The Bowling MethodJan 3, 1996 · 30 min
Synopsis
After one pregnancy scare too many, Burt and Alice decide that one of them will have to undergo surgery.
Guest stars: Charlayne Woodard
- E15 One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's StereoJan 10, 1996 · 30 min
Guest stars
Guest stars: Robert Harper, Jane Carr, Patricia Healy
- E16 Natural Born ParentsJan 17, 1996 · 30 min
Synopsis
When Danny gets an A in English, Burt and Alice are understandably proud, but then they discover it was because of her school project -- corresponding with a pen pal who happens to be a mass murderer.
Cast & crew
Created by Bruce Helford
Cathy Moriarty
Andrew Dice Clay
Molly Price
Don Stark
