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Two high-class thieves caught red-handed strike a deal with the FBI to avoid imprisonment: put their skills at the service of an inter-agency task force whose mission is to recover missing and stolen government property.
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- E1 PilotNext upSep 28, 2001 · 42 min
Synopsis
The diamond heist that brings them together is a trap set by the Feds, who want to take advantage of their special ""skills."" In exchange for having the charges dropped, the thieves reluctantly agree to work for the Government. Their first mission: to steal, of course. An important videotape is missing, and the bantering pair will have to work together---hurdle No. 1---and use all their resources (legal or not) to recover it.
Guest stars: Salvatore Antonio (Video Store Clerk)
- E2 Dey Got de DegasOct 5, 2001 · 42 min
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Johnny and Rita dabble in forgery when they are asked to retrieve a stolen Degas painting. -from ABC site
Guest stars: Kiersten Warren
- E3 Liver Let DieOct 12, 2001 · 42 min
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Johnny and Rita play doctor when they have to retrieve a stolen liver.
- E4 Bad Moon RisingOct 19, 2001 · 42 min
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Johnny and Rita are assigned to steal an African artifact back from a museum. Meanwhile, Rita finds herself attracted to a police officer.
Guest stars: Dylan Neal
- E5 The GeneralNov 2, 2001 · 42 min
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Johnny and Rita are dispatched to a Mexican resort to bring back a general who is scheduled to testify at a hearing.
- E6 Jack's BackNov 9, 2001 · 42 min
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Johnny and Rita test a museum's security system by stealing gold coins. Also, Rita's new date comes as a surprise to Johnny.
Guest stars: Howard Hesseman
- E7 CasinoNov 16, 2001 · 42 min
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Johnny and Rita are assigned to steal a list of undercover agents from a man who committed murder to obtain the document.
Guest stars: Christina Hendricks
- E8 The Long ConNov 23, 2001 · 42 min
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Johnny and Rita have 24 hours to retrieve stolen evidence that is necessary to a racketeering case involving a champion horse breeder.
Guest stars: Allison Smith
- E9 The Green and the BlackSep 14, 2002 · 42 min
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Johnny and Rita go after his old partner, who was able to steal a plate that prints U.S. currency by using a plan that Johnny had devised 10 years earlier.
Guest stars: Wanda De Jesus, Sarah Rosenberg (Waitress), Svetlana Efremova (Svetlana)
- E10 Home is Where the Heist isSep 21, 2002 · 42 min
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When Johnny and Rita get an assignment to co-habitate in suburbia to recover a stolen virus, they discover just how comfortable life together could actually be. (ABC)
Guest stars: Armin Shimerman, Wanda De Jesus
Cast & crew
Created by Jim Leonard
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John Stamos
Melissa George
Robert Knepper
Tone Loc



