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Having stumbled into a career in contract killing, misfits Fran and Jamie are not your typical killers for hire. Working out of their scruffy van, each episode follows the hapless duo as they try to carry out their latest hit, inevitably derailed by incompetence, bickering, and inane antics. As each hit goes south, our (anti)heroes are thrown into one bizarre misadventure after another, each full of oddball characters and unexpected dilemmas.
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- E1 BirthdayNext upMar 25, 2020 · 22 min
Synopsis
It's Fran's birthday, and Jamie wants to celebrate, but it seems none of their friends are available to come to dinner. To make matters worse they're stuck in the van holding a corrupt lawyer hostage.
Guest stars: Asim Chaudhry (Charles), Tonya Cornelisse (Liz), Alice Lowe (Kirsty (voice)), Jason Maza (The Dealer), Nick Mohammed (The Human Spider), Jason Watkins (The Lawyer), Liam Williams (Drive-Through Voice (voice))
- E2 MoneyMar 25, 2020 · 23 min
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Fran and Jamie capture an embezzling accountant, only to discover that their client wants them to extract information from her, by torture if necessary. Fran tries some psychological warfare, but is reduced to tears within seconds as their hostage dishes out life advice, while Jamie tries her luck only to be completely outwitted
Guest stars: Asim Chaudhry (Charles), Tonya Cornelisse (Liz), Sian Clifford (The Accountant), Sheldon Frett (Colin), Maddie Rice (Linda (voice))
- E3 WoodsMar 25, 2020 · 23 min
Synopsis
Fran and Jamie are preparing a fresh grave in front of their latest hapless victim, but a personal argument between the pair allows the captive to escape.
Guest stars: Anthony Adjekum (The Bouncer), Sienna Sayer (Beth), Katie Simons (Haley), Chanel Zinyemba (Amy)
- E4 DogMar 25, 2020 · 22 min
- E5 RivalsMar 25, 2020 · 25 min
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There's blunder after blunder as bumbling contract killers Fran and Jamie try to take out a former and rather insane fellow hit man.
Guest stars: Asim Chaudhry (Charles), Tonya Cornelisse (Liz), Sophia Di Martino (Annie Maddox), Kieran Hodgson (Radio DJ (voice)), Gavin Spokes (The Weapons Guy)
- E6 NikhilMar 25, 2020 · 26 min
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Mr K sends a third hit man in to help hapless Fran and Jamie. But as he drives a wedge between the friends, Fran faces the biggest decision of her life.
Guest stars: Asim Chaudhry (Charles), Tonya Cornelisse (Liz), Stephen Boxer (Mr. K.), Andrew Brooke (Nikhil)
Cast & crew
Created by Joe Markham, Joe Parham
Sue Perkins
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Peter89SpencerApr 1, 2020
It was OK. Some bits were a little funny. Though I do feel almost sorry for the victims. The first two at least. Plus, episode 5 felt rather wasted. All in all though, It was good.